Swallowing Frogs, Biggest to Smallest

This quote from Mark Twain is one that I have kept coming back to over the past year (whether I follow the advice is another story).

A frog. Not a toad, though bumpy, because apparently if it's moist, it's a frog. Yum.


If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.—Mark Twain

Look on the bright side, you might have to eat some frogs today, but at least you’re not eating toads?

“Toad’s skin lets out a bitter taste and smell that burns the eyes and nostrils of its predators, much like a skunk does.” —KidZone

What are the biggest frogs you need to swallow this morning?